loki returns to asgard and odin and frigga send him to therapy. he spends all of therapy sulking in the dark corner and literally hissing at his therapist
He turned the therapist into a human torch.
CAPSLOCK THUNDER GOD: I HAVE RETURNEDFATHER SAID THAT BROTHER’S STUPIDITY TOWARDS MY…
I HAVE RETURNED
FATHER SAID THAT BROTHER’S STUPIDITY TOWARDS MY TEMPORARY AVIAN FORM WAS UNBEARABLE SO HE RESTORED ME TO MY NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL STATE. IT IS GOOD TO HAVE LONG FLOWING LOCKS AGAIN. PREENING FEATHERS WAS BEGINNING TO BECOME A BIT OF A PAIN IN MY POSTERIOR. I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT.
…
*sigh*
I AM ALSO SIGHING AT THIS PREDICAMENT. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO TIDY UP AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY ANSWERS AS TO WHY IT IS EVEN IN SUCH A STATE.
ALSO WHY IS MY ICON RED. PENGUINS ARE NOT RED.
Whilst weaving at my loom, I have sensed a great and powerful disturbance in the threads of the universe. I can only image that your spell was put upon by a universe trying to equally compensate for its disbalance rather than split itself apart at the seams. It is my theory that due to which, you have not been yourself in many months, and during this time have caused a great deal of damage to your chambers and several other wings of the palace. Also, you’ve made Fulla cry. You know how sensitive she is. I expect a full apology, young man.
I have never seen a penguin. They may or may not be red.
I AM GOING TO PRETEND I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I MAY HAVE RUINED MANY THINGS IN OUR HOME. I SHALL BEGIN CLEANUP SOON…
…BUT FIRST I AM GOING TO REST ON WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BED. THE AMOUNT OF FEATHERS STREWN ABOUT RESEMBLES A NIGHTMARE I HAD DURING MY TIME IN MY AVIAN FORM. I SHALL NOT GO INTO DETAILS…
Sleep well, dearest. I shall send a cavalry of servants to assist you in the morn.
I HAVE RETURNED
FATHER SAID THAT BROTHER’S STUPIDITY TOWARDS MY TEMPORARY AVIAN FORM WAS UNBEARABLE SO HE RESTORED ME TO MY NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL STATE. IT IS GOOD TO HAVE LONG FLOWING LOCKS AGAIN. PREENING FEATHERS WAS BEGINNING TO BECOME A BIT OF A PAIN IN MY POSTERIOR. I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT.
…
*sigh*
I AM ALSO SIGHING AT THIS PREDICAMENT. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO TIDY UP AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY ANSWERS AS TO WHY IT IS EVEN IN SUCH A STATE.
ALSO WHY IS MY ICON RED. PENGUINS ARE NOT RED.
Whilst weaving at my loom, I have sensed a great and powerful disturbance in the threads of the universe. I can only image that your spell was put upon by a universe trying to equally compensate for its disbalance rather than split itself apart at the seams. It is my theory that due to which, you have not been yourself in many months, and during this time have caused a great deal of damage to your chambers and several other wings of the palace. Also, you’ve made Fulla cry. You know how sensitive she is. I expect a full apology, young man.
I have never seen a penguin. They may or may not be red.
I HAVE RETURNED
FATHER SAID THAT BROTHER’S STUPIDITY TOWARDS MY TEMPORARY AVIAN FORM WAS UNBEARABLE SO HE RESTORED ME TO MY NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL STATE. IT IS GOOD TO HAVE LONG FLOWING LOCKS AGAIN. PREENING FEATHERS WAS BEGINNING TO BECOME A BIT OF A PAIN IN MY POSTERIOR. I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT.
ALSO IT FEELS AS IF A LARGE NEGATIVE ENERGY HAS LEFT ME. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I HAVE FELT IN WHAT FEELS LIKE MONTHS.
ALSO THERE IS A MASSIVE MESS IN MY BED CHAMBER AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY.
WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN MY WALL…
I could not be more pleased for you. Welcome back, my son.
For the love of Odin, would you change him back already? This is becoming quite ridiculous.
fine fine. only 4 u my dear
no don’t do that
waht was that???/ u want to b a bird again?????
Do you wish to sleep in your bed tonight or on the couch my dearest darling husband?
I don’t need any of you.
WHJSAT6HJFGKFD???//./
What use do I have for a mentally ill pigeon? Honestly.
ahem hes a PENGUIN god u dont eevn kno wat kind of bird ur brohter is ur terrible and stupid
For the love of Odin, would you change him back already? This is becoming quite ridiculous.
no one in asgard liked loki because he smells bad
that’s really it
excuse you
no i agree
NOBODY ASKED YOU PEOPLE
its y we kicked u out lol
That may be taking matters too far, husband dearest.
In all seriousness though, you should wash your hair more often, Loki. Have you heard of the head lice that permeate Midgard?
shall i haev u join tehm??? lol
Yeah, no. I’m fine just the way I am, thanks.
i dunno loki
u liek to complian alot about urself n ur situatien…. its veeeeeeewry temptin!!! alls i gotta do i snop my fingres n POOF
Yeah, um, no. I’m fine. Really.
I DONT TIHKN U R LOKI
I DOTN THIKN U R
LETS HAV A FKUCIN BIRD PARTY UP IN HEREE
POOF MOHTERFUCKER POOF
Odin.
(Source: drgreentank)
Alright. What the hel happened to Thor while I was getting laid.
oh u kno
a slihgt transfermation lol
Into what, dare I ask?
a midgardien avian creture lol
What?
#Why? #Whatever compelled you to do such an atrocity?! #Change him back this instant.
Your favoritism is most comforting.
Oh how silly of me to have forgotten. Caring about the welfare of any of my children other than you is completely forbidden. Thank you for setting me straight in my ways.
Alright. What the hel happened to Thor while I was getting laid.
oh u kno
a slihgt transfermation lol
Into what, dare I ask?
a midgardien avian creture lol
What?
